This week's Friday Funnies:
Micah: "Watching Caillou makes my butt hurt!"
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We have a CD with a song called "Blessed are the Pure in Heart." I overheard Micah singing, "Blessed are the Human Farts!"
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I got a notice from Micah's school that someone in his class had pink eye. When he told me his friend Tyler was absent, I asked, "Oh, did he have pink eye?" Micah looked at me confused and replied, "No, he has different eyes."
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Jaden climbed in bed one night with us (around 2am) and quickly fell asleep between us. After he was sound asleep, we heard a huge fart, and Martin and I both sat up and looked at each other (it really was that loud). We looked and Jaden, and he had a huge smile on his face (in his sleep) and he whispered, "I did that!" and giggled for about five minutes. So funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! These were great! I can just see Jaden's face when he did that. OMGosh boys are just too funny! Thanks for the laughs :oD
ReplyDeleteThese are really LOL worthy!! :D HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteThose are the days I miss when my girls where young. Kids say the darnest things.
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