Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Signs You're Approaching Your Mid-30's
Here are some more signs, compiled by me, that you, too, may be approaching your mid-30's:
-You care more about being comfy than cute (most of the time).
-Your nighttime routine includes facial moisturizer, plucking hairs and Crest Whitestrips.
-You go to Victoria's Secret for one thing and one thing only - comfy cotton underwear.
-A late night means that you're in bed by 10:30pm.
-You play "brain games" to keep your mind stimulated (Soduko, Crossword Puzzles, etc.)
-You carry Bean-O or Tums in your purse
-Teen girls pass by you, whisper to each other and giggle.
-Your knees pop.
-You need help getting up off the floor after playing with your kids.
-You listen to KOST 103.5 and secretly hope your spouse dedicates a song to you.
-You look at old pictures of yourself and say, "I was so skinny!"
-Your wardrobe contains the brands Merona, Lee, High Sierra or St. Johns Bay.
-You have a crockpot cookbook.
-You sleep with earplugs, lotion and/or chapstick next to your bed.
Do you identify? Am I missing anything?